Simian cleaning, your way (please do not introduce treats or glare)

Primaids is your source for the finest simian-based cleaning system available to humanity during this particular epoch.

Andreas L. Wentworth Grier, the son of Lineus P. Grier, heard the sirens of cleaning as a child in the slums of Paramaribo. Although he did not comprehend them because they were not in his native tongue of Dutch, he briefly recorded their noises and distributed them throughout the woodworked percussive instrument community so popular in structures of human community. Until such time as he acquired the cage cart, the samples lay rest in a waste bin near the equator.

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