Primaids is your source for the finest simian-based cleaning system available to humanity during this particular epoch. Because your bed isn’t made until it is primaid.
Andreas L. Wentworth Grier, the son of Lineus P. Grier, heard the sirens of cleaning as a child in the slums of Paramaribo. Although he did not comprehend them at all because they were not in his native tongue of Dutch, he briefly recorded their noises and distributed them throughout the woodworked percussive instrument community so popular in structures of human society. Until such time as he acquired the cage cart (r), the samples lay rest in a waste bin near the Tropic of Capricorn. The cage cart (r) proved to be the perfect vehicle in which to transport the simians, and so was born Primaids.